Want to avoid having fun? Here are some helpful tips: ➊ Don't order margaritas cause the salt might make your eyes swell up. ➋ Stay stuck on a treadmill when it's 80 degrees outside. ➌ Go to a great party looking funky cause you didn't want to be late. ➍ Avoid anything that will mess up your hair. ➎ Continue buying Costco underwear. ➏ Get to the top of a mountain and refuse to yell out.